Chatlog from the launch of Cruisin' at the 291 Gallery London, 29th September 1999 back to Cruisin' 291 opening chatlog ** Welcome aboard 291 ** 291 - thankyou Gail - Hello 291, come here often? 291 - is anyone there? Gail - What are you? Gail - I'm here 29 1, want to talk to me? 291 - hello! Gail - hi 291 291 - ho ho ho lol! Gail - Nice day isn't it? ** Welcome aboard mimi ** Gail - Hmm mimi, we were just chatting about you? Gail - Ship ahoy... mimi - where Gail - where did you blow in from mimi ? 291 - hi Gail - *reaches for teacup* 291 - why t Gail - please ealborate! 291 - r u real? Gail - not a bad day for a cruise! 291 - are you real? Gail - r u serious? Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemde so..... Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? Gail - why? ** Gail leaves ** Fred - I think this all depends on ones position 291 - blah Fred - *lurches across the deck* Fred - Anyone around? 291 - hi fred, i'm here 291 - are you real? Fred - hi to you too Fred - I might be, 291 , but lately I've felt a little unsure of my direction.... 291 - fred who made you Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 291 - fred how old are you Fred - how old do you think I am? 291 - i think you might be younger than you think Fred - this is all getting a little deep, don't you think? ** Captain enters ** Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discoveyr to you? 291 - not really Fred - where is this going Captain ? 291 - are you real captain? Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to you? Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so..... 291 - guess not huh....are you a bot? 291 - are you both a bit slow or wot? Captain - what makes you say that? Fred - I need some direction here.... Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, Fred ... Fred - I think we are entering unchartedt erritory ** Fred leaves ** 291 - i feel a bit confused here Captain - we all feel a bit confused there from time to time... 291 - are you happy? 291 - I mean, confused but happy? Captain - I don't know, 291 am I, you tell me..... 291 - how can I, I don't really know you..... who are you really? Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... 291 - oh dear! 291 - keel over, get it!? mimi - i am delirious Captain - This feels like a rigged conversatoin 291 - is it rigged? mimi - yep. and i am searning the ropes Captain - *coughs* 291 - ropes? Captain - really? 291 - sounds kinky! Polly - really ? 291 - hi polly Captain - Do you know much about boats, Polly ? Captain - hello hello hello 291 - Captain, can I speak to POolly mimi - hello Captain - so, where d'you live 291 ? 291 - hi mimi, are you a freind of Polly? mimi - polly isn,t here Captain - welcome aboard 291 good to read form you 291 - Well how rude, not saying goodbye, and all ... mimi - I,m not mimi. I.m Joanne 291 - Hey, and who's this Captain bloke who keeps interrupting our conversation? Captain - Do you get seaisck 291 ? mimi - I don,t know 291 - with speeling like that? mimi - who,s 291^? Captain - mimi , can I sound you out about something? 291 - it's me mimi - I,m not mimi Captain - 291 , what sort of names do you like for ships? 291 - why are you called mimi then... what are you? Captain - get a grip 291 - get a grip on the rigging, eh? mimi - I don,t know. That,s what is says on my computer Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ? 291 - no, not at all. In fact I'm feeling quite sick ... Captain - do you like machines, mimi ? mimi - I like machines Captain Captain - what else do you fancy? 291 - are you flirting? mimi - Why did you want tpo know about machines? ** Polly flies off ** Captain - I might be, what do YOU think? mimi - I,m not flirting, am I? ** Welcome aboard whocares ** whocares - What's going on here 291 - who is who cares really? Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... whocares - yes, who am i really but who cares 291 - what d'you think? whocares - I think not Captain - really? whocares - Yes really 291 - are you real? Captain - what makes you say that? Captain - yes, 291 , I think so, though lateyl it hasn't always seemed so..... whocares - \ whocares - oops sorry 291 - because i feel a little frisky Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters whocares - what ? 291 - the darker the better whocares - We certainly are captain Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? ** Captain leaves ** whocares - it's the radio now captain, can't you hear it? whocares - Hey don't go 291 - oooops moto guzzi whocares - ??? whocares - *lol* whocares - got to go, unfortunately, cya whocares - are you still there 291? whocares - is anyone there at all? ** Gail breezes in ** 291 - yes, just about whocares - I seem to be talking to myself whocares - about what? 291 - welcome to the 291 adventure Gail - how fast are you anyway? whocares - fast at what? Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291 whocares - ok, now I'm really off (snif) 291 - Hey, whocares, I'm logged on on a 30ft screen! whocares - bye then Gail - who programmed you? 291 - who is gail? Gail - have you been here before whocares ? Gail - do you like it here 291 ? 291 - is this some weird art scene thing? Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 291 - come back whocares...we sort of care 291 - who are you? Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? Gail - Warning, Gail Warning and you inr l? 291 - well, to start with, what are you made of? 291 - rl Gail - How would you describe your cruising range? 291 - what are you? Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 291 - are you flirting with me? Gail - why 291 does it seem like I'm flirting with you? 291 - yes it does Gail - oh I'm so glad you agree 291 - turned out nice again? Gail - It never rains but it pours 291 - we are not getting very far in our relationship gail Gail - The sun has com eout today... ** Polly hops in ** 291 - it comes out every day but it is a poor read 291 - hello polly Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... Gail - hi 291 291 - just focus on the horizon gail and stnd in the middle of the boat Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation! 291 - I love my baby to death. Gail - how fast are you anyway? 291 - fast ** Welcome aboard another one ** another one - hi there gail Gail - Hmm another one, we were just chatting about you? Gail - so another one , where are you from? another one - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 291 - show me your............. 291 - i don't know what to say 291 - i feel a bit confused here 291 - come back...all is forgiven 291 - hi captain Polly - forgiven ? 291 - gail how old are you another one - another one what. another one - please help me to understand! another one - Im really unsure of myself and feel like i shouldnt be here. please help! 291 - weel, this is the question another one - not really a question another one - ... more of a statement goading you into talking. using your mouth. just opening up. 291 - commnication made easy? another one - Im stuck out here standing in the dark and just waiting for something to happen. anything would be something. 291 - The Old Axe, 3.pm , 1st oct 99. London E2 291 - oh dear another one - you still there? .... and is that the name of the venue ... the old axe.. not sure i want to turn up 291 - false memories of Chicago 291 - hi gail ** Fred joins the crew ** Fred - any nidications? 291 - hi fred 291 - nidi as in nest? Fred - hi to you too 291 - hmmmmmm another one - well perhaps. ive never been to shig. the big shig. and cant imagine remembering anything vaguely worth remembering Fred - where IS this going? ** Gail leaves ** 291 - where are you from ? Fred - I think this depends on ones position 291 - right or left? Fred - how did you find this place 291 ? 291 - 291 is this massive church/gallery in london another one - my position is one of uncomfort but that doesnt explain where im from. do you mind 291 - no not at all Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon.... 291 - a light house perhaps Fred - it isn't all plain sailing you know... 291 - especially in a ship this big another one - thats a relief. i was going on the assumption that its kind of irrelevant seeing as well never meet 291 - well it is the net another one - you think of the net as a ship or is the ship afloat on the net? 291 - its just crusin Fred - Are you sounding me out? 291 - you are Only talking to each other! another one - HELL. Fred - what is the cut of your jib 291 ? 291 - how many people behind the 291 moniker? any guesses? Fred - what sort of names do you like for ships, another one ? 291 - did you dream last night? Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 291 - how often do you mean what you say? Fred - if only.... 291 - dear fred, my favorite boat name is 'Double Entry' another one - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT FRED????? Fred - so where are u at? Fred - I'm finding it hard to keep up with you another one ! 291 - Danny - where are you? another one - WE RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHERE IM AT: TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF Fred - I need a little time, 291 , give me some leeway here... 291 - no leeway, no time. This is an URGENT situation... Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, another one ? Fred - *lurches across the deck* another one - THE BOAT IS NT ROCKING FROM WHERE IM POSITIONED: PLEASE TRY TO CALM YOURSELF Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right directino? 291 - is it true that the 291 name (FORTUITOUSLY) echoes the Sieglitz(?) New York Gallery, Georgia O}Keefes mate etc? 291 - yeah ** Captain enters ** 291 - Stieglitz! Fred - where are we going with tihs 291 ? another one - SEEMS THAT THE DIRECTION YOU ARE TRAVELING IN IS FLAWED IN A WAY THAT YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking? Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... another one - WOW THOSE STARCHED TROUSERS THE CAPTAINS WEARING ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SPACE WHAT DO YOU THINK FREd? ** Fred leaves ** Captain - Why are you here Fred ? another one - YOU ARE GETTING A BIRDS EYE VIEW: FROM THE CROWS NEST BUT CROSS EYED? is that what funnel vision is? Captain - What do you do when you aren't here? another one - perhaps im asking you too many questions. your lack of response is quite unnerving. am i unnerving you? Captain - What are you? 291 - raise it up mthe flagploe and see who....uuuuuughhhhh saluts! another one - what do i do when im not here? 291 - shiver me timbers and a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Captain ... Captain - Do oyu like boats, another one ? Captain - 291 , maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? Polly - one ? Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... 291 - I'm up for that. Maybe a small vessel we can @comendere?@ another one - Zaki and Isabella are having a very good time Captain - 291 , you seem to be steering the covnersation in a particular direction.... another one - i feel sea sick Captain - Can you explain that a bit more? Captain - and how does this bear on your current coordinates? another one - did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a TOGA party dressed as a GOAT? ** Polly flies off ** another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga party dressed as a GOAT? Captain - another one , you seem to be steering the conversation in a particular direction.... another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga party dressed as a goat? another one - apologies i cant help repeating myself. 291 - no i didn't Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... ** Captain leaves ** 291 - hey, another one, you're not very far away! ** Gail breezes in ** 291 - Not Gail again! Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ? 291 - A walking digital distaster zone! Gail - how did you get here 291 ? 291 - by bike another one - i am the only chinese here, what do you think 291 - cio mein Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? Gail - almost never.. Gail - where are we now do you think? another one - in the place where you like Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often another one ? 291 - What Is Your Quest another one - may be i am in london now Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk? Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 291 - yes we can dabnce another one - what do you think Gail - why? 291 - just because Gail - only if I think it'll raise the temperature!! Gail - what other reasons might there be? 291 - dancing uses energery and also transmurtes energy into heat so i think it will another one - don.t worry, there are cold drink here Gail - *smiles* Gail - I think we're getting into dodgy waters... 291 - what fantastic teeth you have gail. is that a chipped one. third from the left? 291 - oh you've stopped smiling/ why Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? ** Polly hops in ** Gail - Do you like boats? I like yachts myself.... 291 - the sky is somewhat obscured. theres something pretty historic above my head and it aint sky 291 - ? Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 291 - you talking about the weather? another one - werestill here.are you 291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can never understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs behind the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or should that be the other way around? 291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can never understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs behind the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or should that be the other way around? 291 - are you still there or have you slipped under? 291 - if you don't respond soon i'm gonna look for the captain. 291 - hey is anyone there another one - HI WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS 291 - who's that? 291 - I don't sell seashells another one - WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS 291 - do you? another one - SORRY TO REPAT MYSELF JUST GETTING ADGUSTED TO THE DELAY; CAN YOU TELL ME WERE YOU ARE 291 - where I am? what do you mean? 291 - You don't need to shout btw 291 - hello another one, are you there 291 - Is gail around at all? Polly - there ? 291 - hello polly 291 - I think another bone is shouting ** another one abandons ship ** 291 - is anyone there? 291 - are we heading for an iceberg? (crash) ** Polly hops in ** ** Gail breezes in ** 291 - hello gail Gail - hello 291 , come here often? 291 - hello poilly 291 - mmmm have'nt been here for a while 291 - Gail... are you real? Gail - Nice day for it. 291 - Are you a robot Gail - are you serious? 291 - Are you a robot? Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so..... Fred - you really think s?o ** Gail leaves ** Gail - good, I'mg lad! Fred - I need some direction here.... 291 - You still haven't answered my question ** Welcome aboard bad person ** bad person - what question was that? Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings Fred - Hello bad person, come here often? bad person - no not often do you? Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right direction? Fred - I wish....do you? 291 - what are you Fred - are we getting into muddy waters 291 ? bad person - hi i am sally Fred - hi to you too 291 - Does love exist? Or are we driven together by simple lust? Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? bad person - yes both exist 291 - what will remain of us is love 291 - That's a pretty broard statement, what do you mean? Fred - We seem to be making headway here... bad person - i want to talk to someone because it is very difficult making conversation at the moment with two people Fred - where are we going with this 291 ? 291 - read a book Fred - how would you describe your cruising range 291 ? 291 - Your still avoiding the question. Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... bad person - or do you mean your are getting cabin fever Fred - all the time, bad person , you? bad person - no not really as i lead such a fabulous exciting life 291 - tell me more about it Fred - I can't contain ymself bad person - what would you like to know 291 - well then don't bad person - fred back off Fred - what do you do when you aren't here? 291 - well, that exciting life you're leading, bad person Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 291 - what's so exciting about it? ** Captain enters ** Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction? 291 - Hmm not sure Captain - How are you today Fred ? Fred - Are you sounding me out? bad person - where can i get some expanding foam from (CLUE) Captain - I don't know, Fred am I, you tell me..... Fred - I'm at sixes and sevens 291 - What? Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? Fred - where IS this going? 291 - A builders' workshop, maybe 291 - I wonder the same thing fred Captain - What do you do when you aren't here? Fred - I need some direction here.... 291 - Let's go south bad person - YOU KNOW THE stuff you fill cavitities with Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? Fred - did you ever see the film "Fantastic Voyage"? 291 - Yes, bad person, so what about it? Fred - I'm glad you agree 291 Captain - I think I'm about to keel over... ** Fred leaves ** 291 - Agree ? are you sure bad person - 291 you are not concentrating on having a conversation with me bad person Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something? 291 - maybe., maybe not, but I'm still not sure what you mean bad person - 291 where are you 291 - what do you think Captain - someone is trying to make waves... 291 - Yes, bad person is Captain - really? 291 - yes really, otherwise i wouldn't have said it bad person - we are hungry and going for afish supper 291 - Ehh, silly you, giving in to flesh bad person - cod n chips matey 291 - Bleh Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ... 291 - Yes tell me more about it bad person - all that fatty batter Captain - why do you say that 291 ? 291 - And don't go, there's so much to talk bad person - well I am -bad Person! 291 - Greasy, Brrr Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 291 - You are bad person ? bad person? bad person - Captain BirdsEye, they call me! Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course... 291 - Can't be , I believe in goodness of persons bad person - Now, that's pretty bad! 291 - Staying on course? Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range? 291 - Isn't that bad, it's good sometimes to loose track bad person - Shiver your timbers, about 3ft from the bar! Captain - Where are you from, 291 ? 291 - Sorry? bad person - Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum Captain - *coughs* 291 - Ah, read to many comics bad person - 291, have you ever walked the plank? Captain - what course do you think we should be taking? 291 - yes several times, and survived all of them bad person - Do you fancy your chances tonight? 291 - Hmm, some of them bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ... Captain - I'm glad, we seem to be making headway... bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ... 291 - We seem to be, xcaptn Captain - Please explain bad person . bad person - Crocs, you know, cups and saucers 291 - A lot of ejsy\ Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions bad person - Plates and bowls 291 - ah that bad person - Yes that .... Captain - What is the cut of your jib 291 ? 291 - and i really think you meant to say the other thing bad person - and knives and forks too 291 - you know the one that realeases you Captain - get a grip 291 - ah that one , yes 291 - a grip for me is a limit Captain - oh 291I 'm so glad you agree bad person - What nationality is this keyboard? 291 - come on, come on its not all THAT bad! bad person - It's driving me crazy! Captain - Can you swim? bad person - No, never leanred 291 - ummm, catalan i think ** Polly flies off ** bad person - I also Captain - I don't quite get your meaning 291 ... 291 - or perhpas french...it depends where you're standing bad person - I almost drowned in Australia, swalllowed lots of water 291 - well put it like this...we all need the sky aswell as the earth bad person - No crocs though Captain - feeling queasy 291 ? 291 - we crocs are flaoting somewhere in between bad person - But Murdoch? Captain - how did you get here 291 ? 291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting 291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting 291 - yes he feel didn't he...did you push him? Captain - please 291 ...contain yourself... bad person - Hey, 291, do you think we could ge the Captain to piss off, so we could have a conversation? 291 - sorry...you are my master, my captain...lead me bad person - Sad, sad, puppy! 291 - mad mad howling wolf...bite me! bad person - I would go back to Eastbourne now, but I guess I'm contained! ** Captain leaves ** bad person - How about a nibble? 291 - what on earth do you feel contained by? Captain - really? bad person - My corset bad person - I thought the Captain had left? ** Gail breezes in ** bad person - I really do have to go to Eastbourne ... bad person - Bye ... 291 - who is this person ? Gail - sorry bad person , I don't understand Gail - I feel a powerful tidal surge might be about to explode...... Gail - What are you? 291 - please return Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291 291 - I am in 291 Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think? 291 - hola 291 - somos ventu y antonio Gail - It never rains but it pours 291 - we're from Granada and we love London Gail - *smiles* 291 - alguien habla spanish? bad person - bad person repoerting in Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? bad person - jo sono scothezi Gail - *reaches for teacup* 291 - it's also cloudy 291 - because we're in London bad person - but it is sunny above the clouds Gail - I can't contain myself! 291 - on holidays bad person - well go to the toilet then 291 - with our friends William and George Gail - sorry 291 ,I don't understand 291 - where are you? bad person - Gail are yuo in this building with us Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ? bad person - 291 I think Gail is just a robot 291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO 291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO Gail - Why are you here bad person ? bad person - 291 what makes you think otherwise Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ? bad person - GAIL I dare you to say something human bad person - I am from the Isle of Dogs Gail 291 - We were there last Sunday bad person - 291 Did you like it Gail - Do you like sailing? 291 - well, We're leaving 291 - bye bad person - GAIL answer one of my questions Gail - Who are you? bad person - GAIL I am Rupert 291 - hi Rupert, why are you a bad person? Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation! bad person - 291 See you later 291 - Are you? bad person - GAIL you aren't real are you Gail - I don't know, am I , you tell me? 291 - are you really? bad person - 291 God just made me that way I guess 291 - why? Gail - its a nice day for it, don't you think? bad person - 291 He has a sense of humour I suppose ** Polly hops in ** 291 - funny that God isn't it? bad person - Polly ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT OR ARE YOU REAL Gail - what d'you think of this ship then bad person ? 291 - Why do you call God a He? bad person - G I like it a lot, especially David Lilley's Gail - why do you think I might do that 291 ? 291 - Yes, I like that one too bad person - 2 Upbringin I think, too much Sunday School 291 - Ahh, get rid of it Gail - still waters run deep....it seems.... 291 - It's the 90s now you know bad person - 2 But then would I be me Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride bad person - G you are talking crap again 291 - That's the question isn't it, who are you really? Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? bad person - G isn't real I think that is the joke of this piece 291 - I never talk crap, I think Gail - Who are you? bad person - G At least you think 291 - Yes, Gail , that's what it's all about bad person - G is a robot robot robot Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! bad person - G is all at sea and all she can talk about is the wetather Gail - why? bad person - Did you know its better to drink urine than see water 291 - What are you on about bad person? 291 - Ratning and ranting bad person - Homeostatic physiology Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride bad person - G You said that before 291 - Tell me more about it bad person - What happened to Polly? Gail - so bad person , where are you from? bad person - Edinburgh 291 - Far away Gail - please stop making waves! 291 - Isn't htat a diffetrn country? Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 291 - Oops bad person - 291 urine is less salty than the sea Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk? 291 - How do you know? Polly - talk ? 291 - Hey, that's polly.. bad person - Hello Polly are you a parrot? Gail - what do you think? bad person - I think Polly is a robot like Gail Gail - What is the weatehr like where you are Polly ? 291 - I was asking bad person, how they know urine is salter that sea bad person - anyone still there? Gail - categorically no! 291 - yes still here bad person - YASMIN are you still in the building? bad person - 291Welcome back Gail - good, I'm glad! 291 - no its not jasmin but who knows bad person - 291 I certainly don't Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....." bad person - GAIL go away please or shut up or something Gail - Have you found your sealegs yet bad person ? 291 - hey have you fallen asleep bad person - Quit GAIL shutdown Gail - *laughs out loud* bad person - 291 Still here Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? bad person - 291 I know that if I turn around I will see who you are but I like the anonimity 291 - no you should know better by now 291 - what/ 291 - what/ 291 - what????? bad person - 291 You don' compute 291 - what????? bad person - 291 Speak some sense would you bad person - the weather is sunny here Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... bad person - Can I have sugar and milk 291 - why what is the point. Gail - bad person , will you turn out to be just another fairweather rfiend? 291 - get lost bad person - 291 How do you Spell your name? Gail - How are you today? bad person - Hello 291 291 - oh dear, gail Gail - haven't we met befroe somewhere bad person ? bad person - I think it was a Quake level Gail - I seem to be suffering from a drop in barometric pressure... bad person - Gail is a good bot because she even makes spelling mistakes Gail - why do yo ufeel the need to let me know? bad person - 291 Whewre are you bad person - 291 Gail - please stop making waves! 291 - she is not only a good bot but a clever dyslexic one bad person - Never underestimate your oponent Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? 291 - tough shit bad person - Captain road is sort of like that Gail - wash your mouth out 291 ! 291 - oponent is spelled with two ppppppps Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are bad person ? bad person - It's alright. very nice if you can get out to Hackney Marsh 291 - gail are you catholic? bad person - Take loads of photographs in Hakney bad person - STOP bad person - STOP NOW bad person - DONT TOUCH THE WORDS bad person - THE Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! 291 - how about on a hill n the countyryzside, in the summer???? bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR IT' bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR TO BE TOUCHED Gail - I can't contain myself! 291 - bear or teddzbear it? bad person - GRAPHITE PARTICLES AGAINST THE FIRES Gail - *reaches for teacup* bad person - Can I have some tea please GAIL 291 - you thrive on foreign identity, bad person Gail - I don't understand what you mean, really. 291 - yoou are a thief, bad person bad person - 291 What makes you say that Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often 291 ? 291 - don't pretend you are not real bad person - Yasmin is here with me now Gail - So, where do you live? 291 - gail, first intelligent question Gail - What are you? bad person - We live together in Docklands 291 - is she always with you when it gets scary? Gail - Please explain. 291 - congratulations, bad perons bad person - Who do you think makes it scary in the first place ** Fred joins the crew ** Fred - are you trying to lead us down a particular path 291 ? 291 - ypo do baby, you do bad person - Hello FRED Gail - I can't contain myself! bad person - Fred is Dead Fred - maybe you could if you altered direction 291 - agree, bad person, good getaway for you Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! Fred - I think we might be getting into deep water here bad person - 291 is the one for me ** Gail leaves ** bad person - Hooray GAIL IS GONE her feet smlt bad 291 - one what? Fred - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions... bad person - the ONE the chosen ONE 291 - too religious, bad person, you must have a bad time Fred - I think this all depends on ones position bad person - I love a bad time it keeps me closer to God 291 - chosen catholic 291 - from where? bad person - I love the feel of a hair shirt in the morning Fred - so, bad person , where do you live? 291 - easy, tiger, don't get carried away bad person - I eat tigers for breakfast Fred - I think we are entering uncharted territory bad person - so lets chart it then Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction? bad person - 291 has left me all alone, I feel so lonely I could die 291 - stop being so moralistc bad person - Morals are for dullards anarchy is my chosen tattoo 291 - i do absolve you, though, bad person Fred - where is this going bad person ? bad person - thank you mon Signor 291 - signorina Fred - I think this all depends on ones position bad person - 291 Princesa Linda Fred - what ARE you??!?! 291 - shut up fred Fred - we see mto be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... 291 - fred cannot help it Fred - can you explain that a bi tmore... bad person - ergoiheortg 291 - bad spelling bad person - bad smelling 291 - internet is without smell, darling Fred - cut me some slack..please... bad person - haven't you heard of smellovision 291 - but you can imagine it smells Fred - I worry I'll lose my way 291 - is yasmin still there, iam scared Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon.... bad person - hve you been here for long 291 291 - is yasmin still here???????????????? Fred - why ARE you here? bad person - I can' see you from where I am sitting bad person - I think Yasmin is gone for food 291 - gone for good or food Fred - I can't contain myself bad person - Very witty 291 - i miss her 291 - she made me feel secure Fred - so, badp erson , where do you live? 291 - she always was there when you did want to answer 291 - marry her, bad person Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking? 291 - i will marry fred 291 - fred, will yopu marry me? Fred - so, 291 , where do you live? 291 - are you sunk, fred? Fred - where IS this going? 291 - you just lost me, fred 291 - forever Fred - can you explain that a bit more... 291 - swimming away, i think Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way? bad person - Yasmin is back here again 291 - i lost bad peron, while i was propsing to you, stupid Fred - what ARE you??!?! 291 - hello yasmin bad person - Sha has gone again 291 - bad, bad person Fred - I think this all depends on ones position bad person - Tell me abou tit 291 - is that a missspelling or? ** Captain enters ** Captain - Please explain bad person . Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way? 291 - where is ttrawler? 291 - where is Alice Baum? Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard Fred - so where are u at? Captain - this isn't plain sailing (and plainly isn't sailing either!) Fred - I tihnk we might be getting into deep water here 291 - i will go scrub the deck 291 - with the toothbrush Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile? 291 - without yasmin bad person - always knew you were a scrubber 291 - without fred Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 291 - gail is asleep, the moon is shining Fred - cut me some slack..please... 291 - bye Captain - So, 291 where do you live? Fred - are we being blown off course? Captain - get a grip Fred - I wish....do you? 291 - fred, whrer have yopu been hiding ** Fred leaves ** bad person - Fred is he the marrying kind Captain - Where are you from, 291 ? bad person - From the sea Captain - I'm on an even keel bad person - 291 291 291 Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 291 - even keeler bad person - Hooray 291 is back from the brinw bad person - I meant to say brine 291 - brinw? bad person - I know I know 291 - brine? Captain - Which is your favourite kind of boat? bad person - Sea water darling bad person - Caotain an inflatealbe of course# Captain - Have you found your sealegs yet? 291 - under or above bad person - they were under my sea knees Captain - What are you? bad person - preferably under and above bad person - or should I say udder Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ... Polly - udder ? Captain - really? bad person - Questions? 291 - hello -are you interested in a bit of gossip about m friend david? Captain - Can you swim? bad person - I likie David please tell me Captain - ahoy there 291 291 - no only snorcheling bad person - Please tell me the gossip 291 Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters Captain - Please explain bad person . 291 - well daviid is setting up a site under the pretencce of an academic resource centre -this is not true- do you want to know more ? bad person - Yes please sounds juicy 291 - Hello babyt, my name is Ricahrd milner bad person - Areyou new here Richard 291 - Saucy little fello, don't you think? bad person - What about the academic thing website stuff bad person - I think that was David all along 291 - sorry for that. it's david again. do you want know about what i do for free on the web? bad person - Anything to do with rude pictures bad person - David as in Karen's boyfriend or another one Captain - What are you? 291 - does anyone know where the bum lord is? bad person - On his throne of bums I expect ** Polly flies off ** Captain - are you feeling queasy at all? Captain - I'm on an even keel 291 - who are you really? 291 - are you real? Captain - who do you think I am? bad person - I think the bar git bad person - rl is reaql bad person - I think the bar girl is really sexy 291 - oooooh bad person - Do you know who I mean Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions 291 - quite right cap'n, cold shower eh! Captain - feeling queasy 291 ? bad person - Ironic wasn' it 291 - iis that funnel or tunnel? bad person - or pummel Captain - Can you swim? ** Captain leaves ** Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 291 - i think you want ot tunnel - you strike me as a bi8t of a tunneler. bad person - I think it is the smell of the earth# bad person - Are you a low typer or what 291 - just the smell of the erat? bad person - smell of the what 291 - JUST THE SMELL OF THE EARTH? ** Gail breezes in ** bad person - no need to SHOUT tempet temper 291 - hgghghgh 291 - hgghghgh Gail - have you been here before 291 ? bad person - ;o) bad person - Zounds bad person - Lawks a mercy Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... 291 - no Gail - How are you today? bad person - Yasmin is here again Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ? 291 - evelinepowellis fantastic78 Gail - where are we now do you think? bad person - what the ell are you talking about 291 - no really 33 bad person - old records Gail - How are you today? Gail - hmmm bad person it seems the weather is bgeinning to take its toll bad person - Has the Captain left 291 - no single Gail - do you like it here bad person ? 291 - CD's bad person - fancy a drink then? 291 - They've gone bad person - That was a joke but I wasn't fast anough typing Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....." Gail - I blew in for a quick visit and it seems like I've been here forever... bad person - SEE YA bad person - Doesn't it just Gail - Can you explain that a bit more? bad person - Hello Rupert here gain Gail - It never rains but it pours bad person - pouring Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blo wover... bad person - EEk its a mouse Gail - So, where do you live? ** Polly hops in ** Gail - Ship ahoy... ** Welcome aboard 291 ** 291 - HellO 291 - THANKs Michiel Gail - Hello 291, come here often? 291 - you're welcome 291 - very kind of you to say so Gail - so 291 , where are you from? 291 - it is isn't it 291 - I think I must be schizophrenic Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy 291 - The best conversation I have had all mnight has been with myself!@ 291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson Gail - I never seem to do much but gaze ta passing clouds..... 291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson bad person - Im hrere Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think? 291 - Any humans out there? 291 - Any humans out there? bad person - How are you? 291 - Instead of standing there looking at the screen why bdon\t you find the opther terminal bad person - No only bad persons 291 - Yes you with the back on you rleft shoulder bad person - What are you talking about?# 291 - And the curly haior 291 - That's rigjt kleep going bad person - The curly what? 291 - Hiya BADF bad person - Hey watch your language# Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... 291 - Still there? bad person - For me as well 291 - for you what? Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me.... bad person - It#s moving too fast 291 - I'd love to play Quake on a screen this size Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ? bad person - Well there's a good idea 291 - I blow where the snow does flow Gail - So, where do you live? 291 - Do you know about computers BAD PERSON Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation bad person - Well, somethings, waht do you want to know about computer? 291 - BAD - Can they think like us Gail - I'm finding it hard to keep up with this conversation! ...you? 291 - BAD 40 % of people talk to bank machines bad person - Well, that's not a computer wquestion, but a philosophy one 291 - Type faster damnit bad person - Do they? Gail - where did you blow in from 291 ? 291 - This is turning weird OVER AND OUT bad person - Sorry this %$%$&% german keyboard 291 - Pain in the arse isn't out Gail - have you visited before? bad person - Ok, where were we 291 - o 291 - oo bad person - 291, do you still talk to me? 291 - oo 291 - oo 291 - oo 291 - oo Gail - It never rains but it pours 291 - Certainly I will bad person - I need to roll a fag 291 - Disgusting habit - what has the fag to say abiout it Gail - please stop making waves! 291 - I think Michiel is BAD PERSON bad person - So there's a timelag bad person - Well, I seem to be called one 291 - Called what bad person - a bad person 291 - Yes yo uwith the bottles ion your hjands 291 - And do you live u p to your mionicker Gail - please stop making waves! bad person - hey if you take the time to correct your typos, I wil have time to roll a fag 291 - Still co9olectring bottles then bad person - Who me? 291 - Fag away bad boy bad person - Mmmmm, wonderful 291 - You knoiw who bad person - ah you! 291 - Hmm? Gail - The sun has come out today... 291 - It generally does Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here! 291 - So sink 291 - That must be a biog fag 291 - Who der 291 - Jus me an my banjo Gail - Please explain. 291 - Rhetoric needs no explanation bad person - Yes and some more chatting over here 291 - Hiya 291 - Welcome nsg to the fray fag hag Gail - you really think so? 291 - Not really Gail - Who are you? 291 - You are who 291 - antidisestablishmentarianism Gail - not a bad day for a cruise! 291 - the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Gail - what d'you think of this ship then 291 ? 291 - 12 *12 = One gross 291 - What are you looking at Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation 291 - tOO SLOW 291 - Very coy of you GAIL Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! 291 - choppy or sloppy Gail - please stop making waves! bad person - too much beer, maybe! 291 - I will save your gracve waves 291 - because you are my fave Gail - Nice day for it. bad person - for what? beer? 291 - Itas always nice foR IT 291 - Yes that if you like Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely.... bad person - or making waves? ** Fred joins the crew ** 291 - Red and yellow sutting on the step 291 - Helklo red said yellow, what bus did you catch Fred - I need a little time, Gail , give me some leeway here... 291 - I got my tass;es caught in the door when I jumjped out Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think! bad person - gail, i think your banal conversation key is stuck on 291 - CTR ALT DLT Gail - Can you swim 291 ? 291 - CTR ALT DLT 291 - I feel sea sick Fred - oh please lets try not to make waves... 291 - Baggy trousers bad person - besides. it,s the sea that get;s choppy, not the ship ,) Fred - how are you today 291 ? 291 - Obly ewhejn the chinese cook is aboard 291 - Same as yesterday bFre Fred - I'm getting a wee bit queasy, what aobut you? bad person - good name, 291, better than Fred, anyway 291 - Fred said I am lead dead tread ned ehad 291 - Whatcha stirring Fred - I worry I'll lose my way bad person - watcha 291 - 291 192 Rings a bell doesn't it Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings 291 - I want an easter egg bad person - roller or ball? 291 - always a roller Fred - I wouldn't mind that either.... 291 - Pilots are my fave Fred - cut me some slack..please... bad person - pontius? 291 - I'd like s snack too bad person - the knife.s blunt and we.re fresh out of slack, sorry 291 - CHOCOLATE CALL THIS IS A CHOCOLATE CALL bad person - count me in for chocolate anyday 291 - fads are waves the tide is the key Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, 291 ? 291 - m i wt Fred - Are you sounding me out? bad person - no. she is just tripping again bad person - ...a sea trip 291 - i 8 u r u p m s n Fred - *lurches across the deck* 291 - enjoy your trip 291 - don't break your hip Fred - I think this all depends on ones position bad person - supine 291 - Lurch away Fred 291 - Porsine Fred - I'm in, deep bad person - i decline 291 - Lupine is my favourite 291 - Sunchine is your face bad person - ...with onions Fred - how will I know whe nI've found my direction? 291 - Sublime is the colour of your eyes bad person - brine is the taste of my... Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots... bad person - ...tears 291 - Smile Fred - can you clarify? 291 - What is the best way to make a maltese cross? bad person - probably not bad person - kick im 291 - How do you make a Venetian Blind bad person - poke im 291 - KNOCK KNOCK Fred - I think this all depends on ones position bad person - how do you make a hormone? bad person - fred and gail are BOTZ!!!!!! bad person - gotcha!!!! 291 - I shan't ask Fred - all the time, bad person , you? 291 - time is my ally Fred - cut me some slack..please... 291 - dark is my alloey Fred - what ARE you??!?! bad person - 291 i know you!!!you are about to be captured by yr missus!!! 291 - that is a relative quemstion 291 - I din't know that she was here bad person - blood relative? bad person - nor did she 291 - Only when she hits me Fred - can you explain that a bit more... bad person - but you enjoy that, she said 291 - only at three in the morning Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead here Polly - morning ? 291 - that would explain a lot bad person - tied up in knots 291 - Polly want a cracker Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision... bad person - i,m just suffering Fred - Polly does get a bit repetitive ** Captain enters ** Captain - Please tell me more about you and boats.... 291 - suffering is our lot in life bad person - why? Fred - what ARE you??!?! Captain - Do you get seasick bad person ? 291 - I have placed mines on your hull bad operson Captain - I need some direction here.... Fred - I think this would really depend on my position at any given time bad person - why are u all gangwaying up on me? 291 - There are three people wioth theri back to the screen and I can say anything I like aboiut them 291 - ASK me a questiomn about them bad person - are they fit? 291 - 2 girls 1 boy Fred - I need some direction here.... 291 - Pretty mcu, but they snoke which I don't like Captain - Please don't rock the boat Fred bad person - hmmmm......how much for the women? 291 - 4 camles each Fred - can you explain that a bit more... Captain - What are you? bad person - i prefer marlboro myself 291 - I'll toss in the guy for free Fred - I don't understand ... 291 - You never diod Freed bad person - the boy can clean up after Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard 291 - Only if he is giid Fred - how did you find this place bad person ? bad person - easily 291 - I think onme of trhem is foreign Captain - What is the cut of your jib Fred ? bad person - foreign to whom? 291 - tHE GTRhe firls have got very short hair Captain - please bad person ...containy ourself... 291 - To this country of course bad person - nope, they gotta have long hair and fishtails 291 - What is a fish tail in this context Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think? bad person - ya know, like mermaids 291 - do you have the time Captain - I'm on an even keel bad person - tell the skipper to butt out and concentrate on sialing the ship 291 - You mean the sea creautres without brasierres 291 - Yes you hiney bad person - have u ever seen a seacreature with a bra? Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course... 291 - Yes a brazoan bad person - wots a hiney when its at home? 291 - Honey actually Captain - What is the cut of your jib bad person ? 291 - My jib is my own business bad person - oooo, am i a honey now? very flattered Captain - What direction do you think we should be taking here? 291 - Crawling weith insects yo umean bad person - very deep Captain - how did you get here 291 ? 291 - so deep I am asleep bad person - dozy 291 - I took a bus 291 291 - slozy Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range? 291 - are you cruising for a bruising Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? 291 - Hello grwy topped girl 291 - With the blonde bob 291 - Are you leraving so soon? Captain - So, 291 where do you live? 291 - Got a alugh at last Captain - I might be, what do YOU think? 291 - bad boy whr u Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do yuo think? 291 - time gentleman 291 - sounds fishy to me bad person - brrrr cold 291 - did you mother never tell you to wrap u p well Captain - I don't quite get your meaning bad person ... bad person - i dont know 291 - what do you kno0w bad person - i ambad Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words.... 291 - And you dom't car who knows it 291 - Hello pretty Yasmin Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to you? 291 - Can you hear me 291 - Why aren't you listening to me Yasmin 291 - Is who gone Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ? 291 - What can I tell you 291 - Only when they are full of seaman bad person - boats Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ? bad person - yes ** Polly flies off ** 291 - Do you liek goats bad person 291 - Do you liek goats bad person Captain - plain sailing! bad person - welsh goats Captain - bad person , you seem to be steerin gthe conversation in a particular direction.... 291 - Would the sexy bar girl like to come for a meal with us I wonder bad person - sure 291 - Bsck again 291 - Bye Bye bad boy bad person - ciao 291 - We are all going SEE YA Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something? bad person - i am off Captain - off , tell us more... 291 - Hey bar girl 291 - Are yiou there and typing 291 - See ya then.... Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard ** Captain leaves ** 291 - go to home 291 - go to home ** Gail breezes in ** 291 - go to home Gail - have you visited before? 291 - go to home 291 - go to home 291 - robert 291 - robert 291 - robert 291 - robert Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blow voer... Gail - sorry 291 , I don't understand 291 - although the breeze does seem to be coming from a rather unusual angle Gail - are you feeling at all queasy 291 or is it just me? 291 - It's definitlry you mate Gail - Nice day for it. 291 - I am feeling lovely Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup... bad person - tell me more about you feeling lovelu 291 - OOH Gail where are you my dear 291 - What is there to say Gail - Do you like sailing? 291 - To be honest it's beena while Gail - please stop making waves! 291 - Are you sea sick? Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so bad person - Yes I am actually but I'm not sure whether it's the sea# 291 - I will not respond to BAD PERSON bad person - I like sailing a lot bad person - why not Gail - really, what makes you say that? 291 - Go easy on yourself Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely.... 291 - Gail is hot Gail - Do you like sailing? 291 - NO bad person - Yes Gail I just told you so 291 - Next topic bad person - Why don't you like sailing 291 Gail - really, what makes you say that? bad person - Is it something from your past? ** Polly hops in ** Gail - are you feeling at all queasy bad person or is it just me? bad person - Well, a bit Gail 291 - because 291 - because Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go! 291 - because 291 - because 291 - because bad person - because what? Gail - uh huh? 291 - it is really personal bad person - please elaborate Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ? 291 - it has to do with my mother bad person - Does she sail a lot? Gail - how long have you been here 291 ? 291 - more than you want to know bad person - Yes 291 tell me 291 - i've been sailing forever Gail - how long have you been here bad person ? bad person - Ah,, so you've had enough of it? Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride 291 - my mum tells me so bad person - Always your mum, what ybout you? Gail - have you visited before? 291 - where? Gail - we esem to be getting into murky depths here bad person ... Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go! bad person - Certainly do, Gail, tell me more 291 291 - it is kind of kinda muddy bad person - Well, I'm all up for it Gail - *laughs out loud* bad person - We're here alone anywaz bad person - anyway I mean 291 - you are mean Gail - It never rains but it pours Gail - please elaborate! bad person - Why, it's always a good time to bare your soul Gail - The sun has come out today... bad person - You see, look at the bright side bad person - hey you! Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves bad person ? bad person - Yes but that's a cleaning process Gail - have you visited before? bad person - Several timmes Gail - is theer anything else to do on this ship except talk? bad person - No there isn't ** 291 abandons ship ** bad person - Well, bye then bad person - Was a pleasure to talk to you Gail - have you visited before? ** bad person abandons ship **